This bulletin board, photographed in an Israeli preschool, asks: “Who wants to kill us? Pharaoh. Greeks. Haman. Nazis. Arabs. What do we need? WE NEED A STATE.” Or maybe just an army of therapists for your traumatized children?

This bulletin board, photographed in an Israeli preschool, asks: “Who wants to kill us? Pharaoh. Greeks. Haman. Nazis. Arabs. What do we need? WE NEED A STATE.”

Or maybe just an army of therapists for your traumatized children?

The Hasidic newspaper Der Tzeitung photoshopped U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton out of the now infamous White House situation room photo released after the Bin Laden operation, presumably because images of women — apparently, including even penis-shriveling women — are considered sexually suggestive and therefore inappropriate and offensive for modest Jewish news readers.

The Hasidic newspaper Der Tzeitung photoshopped U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton out of the now infamous White House situation room photo released after the Bin Laden operation, presumably because images of women — apparently, including even penis-shriveling women — are considered sexually suggestive and therefore inappropriate and offensive for modest Jewish news readers.

The JCC on the Palisades is hosting a Yom HaShoah commemoration with esteemed keynote speaker… Eva Braun?!

The JCC on the Palisades is hosting a Yom HaShoah commemoration with esteemed keynote speaker… Eva Braun?!

Lieberman flushes last vestige of Israeli diplomacy

Via Ynet: “In an interview with the Reshet Bet radio station, [Israeli Foreign Minsiter Avigdor] Lieberman was addressing the latest round of fighting against Gaza terrorists, while apparently sitting in the bathroom. Referring to Hamas, the minister said ‘we know who we’re dealing with,’ and shortly thereafter the sound of flushing could be clearly heard in the background.

Yes, a New Jersey bakery is selling “fresh baked challah” for a holiday on which Jews abstain from eating bread. At least it’s not Chanukah ham!

Yes, a New Jersey bakery is selling “fresh baked challah” for a holiday on which Jews abstain from eating bread. At least it’s not Chanukah ham!

On Wednesday, several dozen Israelis participated in a demonstration against the country’s recent influx of African refugees, as well as migrant workers, who they accuse of undermining the state’s demographics, in addition to having “third world cultures” and “diseases.” Prepare to retch.

Kosher.com teams up with “cure the gays” fraudster Via Queerty: Online kosher food retailer Kosher.com is offering its customers an opportunity to donate a portion of their purchases to JONAH: Jews Offering New Alternatives to Homosexuality, a group which professes the ability to cure homosexuals of their “sinful urges.” Led by career con-artist and convicted felon Arthur Goldberg, JONAH made headlines last year after an employee was alleged to have engaged in multiple acts of sexual misconduct against the organization’s clients.

Kosher.com teams up with “cure the gays” fraudster

Via Queerty: Online kosher food retailer Kosher.com is offering its customers an opportunity to donate a portion of their purchases to JONAH: Jews Offering New Alternatives to Homosexuality, a group which professes the ability to cure homosexuals of their “sinful urges.” Led by career con-artist and convicted felon Arthur Goldberg, JONAH made headlines last year after an employee was alleged to have engaged in multiple acts of sexual misconduct against the organization’s clients.

We believe this brand of matzo predated the Holocaust by roughly 20 years, but nevertheless… #FAIL

We believe this brand of matzo predated the Holocaust by roughly 20 years, but nevertheless… #FAIL

Dear Long Island: This is what your children are doing when you send them away for a year to yeshiva in Israel.

Knesset bill deems “land-for-peace” treason

By a vote of 37-11, Israel’s Knesset passed new legislation last week, sponsored by Avigdor Lieberman’s Yisrael Beteinu party, that deems the concession of land in diplomatic negotions an act of treason punishable by death.

The text of the bill reads, “If a person commits an act liable to remove any area from the sovereignty of the State […] then he is liable to the death penalty or to life imprisonment.”

So much for the two-state solution!